Some Humans Just Sacrificed Their Jobs At CERN

Yes, despite what some people were clearly meant to believe, jobs are about the only thing being sacrificed at CERN recently. After a strange video depicting what was meant to look like a human sacrifice on its Geneva campus went viral, the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) launched an official investigation to get to the bottom of it. And while the video was quickly determined to be a prank - no doubt to mess with all those who think that CERN is evil and the Large Hadron Collid...